Bible Funnies #1

Title: “Bible Funnies (Leviticus 20:9)”-sticker (2007)

That’s Hillarious! Collect them all kids! There’s many more told at a church near you!

All Great Religions…

Title: “All Great Religions were Once Small Cults”-sticker (2007)

Feel free to leave comments (for example):

“That’s just creepy, man…What’s wrong with you?
Were you molested by a priest?”

and I might respond (for example):

“No, Just an Ugly Nun.”

Oh Please Help Us…

Title: “Spiritual Teachers of Purity”-sticker (2007)

People tend to read this one differently every time.

But always, “Dirty, Dirty, Dirty”

No One Hardly Remembers Anymore…

Title: “No One at the Office Hardly Remembers that You Pissed your Pants at Last Years Company Wilderness Retreat”-illustration (2007)

I think the title says enough.

Just Look Around Town…

Title: “Just Look Around Town”-sticker (2007)

Boy…Do I have issues with religion, government and any thing that resembles authority. Ya Think? I found this old copyright free illustration and added the text. Woah! Is that monkey ever hung. More anti-stickers and stuff coming soon.

This sticker doesn’t stay up long in Abbotsford…

The Waste of A Whale…

Title: “The Waste of a Whale”-illustration (2007)

Don’t look too deeply into this one. Yes, it’s another grade four “poop” joke, but illustrated so you don’t have to “waste” your own imagination.

Title: “The Waste of a Whale”(detail)-illustration (2007)

20 Quad Hits of Terri Schiavo Commemorative Postage Stamp Acid

Title: “Terri Schiavo Acid”(section)-postage stamps (2005)

Some Folks say this is the lowest point in all my graphic making endeavours. I beg to differ. My new sticker called, “Ban Babies from Public Places” might be right down there with this one.

“Oh Remember how the whole world cried,
When Terri the vegetable… finally died?”
-Shania Twain

Attention All Chemists:
Please no requests for the full 100-quad lot sheet (digital file or paper printout). To make this into an actual blotter sheet is really in poor taste…And makes “zero sense”. – jeffbaillie@hotmail.com

Title: “Terri Schiavo Acid”(close up)-postage stamp (2005)

The Cromanic

Title: “Cromanic”-illustration/sticker (2007)

An Illustration for some pals in a heavy smokin’ band I know. (Len, Stuey, Jamie, Bo-man and assorted Otherfolks) Cromanic Rocks!

Crappies?

Title: “Crappies”-sticker (2006)

A sticker seen in public washrooms and port-o-johns everywhere.

Come On…Whatever!
Of course that’s not my poop.
I’m not That sick.

There Go The Repubicans!

Title: “The Repubicans”-sticker (2006)

Cowboy George and his boss, Darth Cheney…
Aren’t these two assholes the worst leaders in American History?