Archive for the Stickers Category

None of the Below

Posted in Stickers on January 28, 2009 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Children of Parliament”-sticker/09

These assholes obviously never watched Sesame Street. Harper’s a bully, Duceppe doesn’t want to play with others, Layton is a bigmouth know it all and who the hell is Ignatieff? Oh yeah..He’s the “new” kid in Canada’s political¬† playground. I am truly embarassed by our childish government and still stick to my decision not to vote. Fuck the government!… because they sure as hell have been fucking with you.

It’s Time To Give Them Up…Chuck.

Posted in Stickers on April 7, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “From My Cold Dead Hands”-sticker/08

Charlton Heston died this weekend at the age of eighty four. He starred in many great films such as Planet of the Apes, Omega Man, Ben Hur and Soylent Green. He was a total Nutcase, especially concerning America, Guns and Politics, but still a great actor. Well… So Long Chuck!

Sorry New Moms, but…

Posted in Stickers on March 8, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Ban Babies from Public Places”-sticker/08

Why?….Five Reasons:

They’re Loud, they Smell Bad, they’re Self-Centered, they make Terrible Messes and most of them are Really Stupid…

Keep Them at Home!

An exception is my little nephew, Hudson… He’s cool.

Only You Can Do It!

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on March 5, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Hug A Hobo Day!”-sticker/08

Oh, What the Hell… Hug tired old Chester (the cat) too!

They’re Heeere!

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on January 2, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “We’re Watching You”-sticker(2006)

This Illustration, turned sticker, was made when the idea of personalizing an image to speak to an individual flashed in my brain. I researched the top twelve most common male names in North America. Like John, James, Michael, David etc.

The idea was to print these names on the foreheads of the alien image and then put the stickers up in public places. Most viewers would dismiss the names, but eventually a person would get a little creepy feeling when they saw that the message was made just for them.

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Title: “We’re Watching You, John”(detail)-sticker(2006)

One sticker has been up for a year and a half in a very high traffic public place. I wonder how many John’s have seen it? And how many of them, have then looked over their shoulder, with a little shiver of fear.

For Those Hard To Clean Places

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on January 2, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Jumpin’ Germs”-sticker(2006)

I made this sticker in response to some of the dirtier public washrooms and restaurants I have been to. I imagined all those obsessive handwashers and germophobes would appreciate seeing this image stuck to the snot and crap spattered bathroom stall at their favourite IHOP or Denny’s.

Sadly, This other sticker was made in response to the janitor who managed to clean (remove) absolutely nothing from a toilet stall except for my sticker (Jumpin’ Germs) on his or her custodial rounds.

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Title: “Loser”-sticker(2006)

Oh, Sure… Immature you say.

I’m just trying to make the world a better place… and unfortunately some feelings may get hurt. For this I am truly sorry.

Tiger

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on January 2, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Tiger”-sticker(2006)

I thought about doing a children’s book once… and then I thought again. Maybe, not one of my greatest ideas…