Archive for March, 2008

Jump Over Every Hole

Posted in Illustrations on March 24, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Most Old Snakes Still Make Venom”-illustration/08

Happy Trails To You

Posted in Illustrations on March 21, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “See Dick Run in 2009”-illustration/08

The Beauty That is Birth

Posted in Illustrations on March 16, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “One More Mouth to Feed”-illustration/08

I don’t know how many of y’all have been on a chicken farm.

Well, I reckon it was roughly 20 years ago, when I worked at one. I was just seventeen. This is pretty much what it looks like when the egg comes out.

Y’all come back now!

Establishing Boundaries

Posted in Illustrations on March 15, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “About to Make His Mark”-illustration/08

You’re a nation (urination) of dogs.

Occupation of Temptation

Posted in Uncategorized on March 11, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Shitty Pay but Excellent Benefits”-photo montage/08

Most of the time happiness is much better than wealthiness.

Sorry New Moms, but…

Posted in Stickers on March 8, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Ban Babies from Public Places”-sticker/08

Why?….Five Reasons:

They’re Loud, they Smell Bad, they’re Self-Centered, they make Terrible Messes and most of them are Really Stupid…

Keep Them at Home!

An exception is my little nephew, Hudson… He’s cool.

Only You Can Do It!

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on March 5, 2008 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Hug A Hobo Day!”-sticker/08

Oh, What the Hell… Hug tired old Chester (the cat) too!