Archive for January, 2008

They Grow Up So Fast

Posted in Illustrations on January 25, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “Batboy Turns Twenty-One”-illustration/08

Aaaaaghh…Leave Britney Alone Already!


Learning English Must Be Fun

Posted in Illustrations on January 23, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “A Little Drunk on the Plain”-illustration/08

Deep Fried Corrugated Root Slice (w/ Salt)

Posted in Illustrations on January 14, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “Ripple”-illustration/08

Oh, The absolute horror… of being a delicious snack food… awaiting your inevitable demise.

Guárdese del Lisiador

Posted in Illustrations on January 13, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “Beware The Crippler”-illustration/08

If all day you look forward to going home to watch wrestling on tv…There’s something wrong with you.

When Love Turns to Hate

Posted in Illustrations on January 12, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “Often Soft and Fuzzy Turns Mean and Cruel”-illustration/08

How many times have people been in a relationship where the words, “I Love You” are exchanged in moments of intimacy? Sometimes over weeks, months, years and decades people’s views of the ones they “love” change.

Where once we placed them atop gleaming pedestals, now they only exist in the bowels of a rancid sewer system beneath our heart.

Fuck… Jeff… Now that’s some corny shit!

Accepting Defeat

Posted in Illustrations on January 10, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “Concerning Athletes, At least Half are Losers”-illustration/08

Aaah… Competition… and The Glory of Winning! Dominance over your fellow man. Survival of the fittest. In the attempts at victory many are left behind. In team sports, except in the case of a tie, one team is usually the loser after a game. Thats 50% losers.

In a championship setting all the teams that fell behind are losers. Thus in a league of twenty teams, 95% of the players are losers when the trophy is finally hoisted by the victor.

So in summary, it’s okay to be a loser. You are more than likely a part of the majority.

After Goya

Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2008 by jeffbaillie

Title: “A Book on Asses”-ink drawing/08

Title: “And So Was His Grandfather”-etching with burnished aquatint -(1799) -Francisco Goya