Archive for December, 2007

Bible Funnies #1

Posted in Stickers on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Bible Funnies (Leviticus 20:9)”-sticker (2007)

That’s Hillarious! Collect them all kids! There’s many more told at a church near you!

All Great Religions…

Posted in Illustrations, Stickers on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “All Great Religions were Once Small Cults”-sticker (2007)

Feel free to leave comments (for example):

“That’s just creepy, man…What’s wrong with you?
Were you molested by a priest?”

and I might respond (for example):

“No, Just an Ugly Nun.”

Oh Please Help Us…

Posted in Stickers on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Spiritual Teachers of Purity”-sticker (2007)

People tend to read this one differently every time.

But always, “Dirty, Dirty, Dirty”

No One Hardly Remembers Anymore…

Posted in Illustrations on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “No One at the Office Hardly Remembers that You Pissed your Pants at Last Years Company Wilderness Retreat”-illustration (2007)

I think the title says enough.

Just Look Around Town…

Posted in Stickers on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Just Look Around Town”-sticker (2007)

Boy…Do I have issues with religion, government and any thing that resembles authority. Ya Think? I found this old copyright free illustration and added the text. Woah! Is that monkey ever hung. More anti-stickers and stuff coming soon.

This sticker doesn’t stay up long in Abbotsford…

The Waste of A Whale…

Posted in Illustrations on December 20, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “The Waste of a Whale”-illustration (2007)

Don’t look too deeply into this one. Yes, it’s another grade four “poop” joke, but illustrated so you don’t have to “waste” your own imagination.

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Title: “The Waste of a Whale”(detail)-illustration (2007)

20 Quad Hits of Terri Schiavo Commemorative Postage Stamp Acid

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2007 by jeffbaillie

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Title: “Terri Schiavo Acid”(section)-postage stamps (2005)

Some Folks say this is the lowest point in all my graphic making endeavours. I beg to differ. My new sticker called, “Ban Babies from Public Places” might be right down there with this one.

“Oh Remember how the whole world cried,
When Terri the vegetable… finally died?”
-Shania Twain

Attention All Chemists:
Please no requests for the full 100-quad lot sheet (digital file or paper printout). To make this into an actual blotter sheet is really in poor taste…And makes “zero sense”. – jeffbaillie@hotmail.com

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Title: “Terri Schiavo Acid”(close up)-postage stamp (2005)